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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:51
No, not a chance
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
How Fast Can The Suzuki Hayabusa Really Go? Here's What Riders Have Clocked - Jalopnik
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
23andMe Sets New Auction With $305 Million New Bid From Ex-CEO - Bloomberg
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Presidential Message on National Men’s Health Week, 2025 - The White House (.gov)
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
When does a woman know she is cumming?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Smoking Rates by Country and Gender in 2025 - Visual Capitalist
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The Witcher 4 is built for console first, CDPR confirms 60FPS is not guaranteed - TweakTown
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This Device Pulls Clean Drinking Water Out of the Air - VICE
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Brain Adapts to Neuron Loss Through Rapid Rewiring - Neuroscience News
No way
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Isaacman’s bold plan for NASA: Nuclear ships, seven-crew Dragons, accelerated Artemis - Ars Technica